JackRiding

The whole wide world is mine.

[DJC82 @King_Kevs_Rant]

That’s it in a nutshell tbf, especially on here when big 6 fans try and give it the big’n, all you did was pick a successful club, you’ve got no real connection to it, did it purely for a direct route to glory, like backing every horse in the national, means nothing.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There are 49million Kangaroos in Australia and 575,000 people in Malta which means if the Kangaroos were to invade Malta, each person will have to fight 85 Kangaroos.

[SeanTHFC @sufferingspurs]

Had this conversation with a mate the other day. It’s not just the games. Which are hands down nowhere near as enjoyable as they were pre covid and pre VAR. It’s also the players. How many of today’s elite players are we going to talk about in 20/30 years? Kane? Mbappe? De Bruyne?Lamine Yamal?

Compare that to how many we talk about today from 10/20 years ago. Messi & Ronaldo. Ronaldinho. Rivaldo. Pirlo. Xavi. Iniesta. R9. Figo. Kaka. Zidane. David Silva. Neymar. Aguero. Batistuta. Henry.

And how many of those wouldn’t be utilised in the modern day because they aren’t athletic enough or they don’t run enough or don’t follow managers strict game plans.

Football is no longer about flair and entertainment. It’s about margins and lines being drawn on the pitch. It’s not about risk. It’s about instructions. It’ll never be the same again unfortunately and we just have to accept that. But I’m pretty sure in 20 years the popularity of the sport will have declined. Because it’s no longer the free flowing game it once was

[Tom Wesseldine @TomVWess]

Lampard got an incredibly unfair bad rep: Derby play off final. CFC top 4 after losing Hazard and inheriting a transfer ban. Integrated youth team players (1st to do so in 20yrs), + FA Cup final (terrible ref cost CFC the win). Unbeaten champs league group. Kept shambolic EFC up

[Eadon @EadonYT]

He’s going to get them relegated to BBC2

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@MattSibson Maybe he’s bald like his mum.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Unai Emery after doing the double over Arsenal

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

Italian PE teacher explaining long jump.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

LEAKED: The VAR audio from the Tottenham-Liverpool incident.

[Sam Miller @SMMiller14]

Venkys after seeing the score tonight when JDT gets on the blower asking for a striker

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

[JackRiding @jackrido]

2 out of front 3 have scored within 22mins….

[Charlie Ratcliffe @Ratters_16]

@Rovers Front 3 stinks

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Benjamin Mendy and Mason Greenwood in the next Manchester Derby

[SP @sspencerukk]

Cereal killers at it again

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

With Rickie in contention the USGA should immediately bus in some fans from Phoenix to help with this dull atmosphere. The fans love “Big d1ck Rick” 😅

[FootballFlagsUK @FootballFlagsUK]

Incorrect, Jorginho won it with Arsenal in January.

[Darren NSNO @Darren1878nsno]

Aj Vs fury is a great next fight. Similar levels and similar ability. I think Tommy just edges it though

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

One of the greatest drives you will EVER see 🤯

@McIlroyRory drives the ball to 3 FEET at the 375-yard par-4 18th with a 349-yard carry to the green!