Jack Robert Cole

I enjoy holding hands, long walks on the beach and death metal.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

Haven’t tweeted (“X’d”?) since 2021, my previous contribution into the abyss being, simply, #cans.

Thought I’d show up and say that Zelenskyy is a hero.

See you again in 2029 for my hot take on the water situation in what I suspect will then be named “Nuclear Exclusion Zone 6”.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@AliBardwell 2 weeks after switching to soya/almond/oat milk and I guarantee you won’t miss cow’s milk.

There’s a reason the Cravendale cows wanted their milk back…

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@TheRhodri Hope you’re feeling alright man

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@harleyjsc Wurdle 224 4/6

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[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@TheRhodri “You are my Pooh”

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@NUFC #cans

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@samuelsaurusrex Completely logical position.

Sadly there weren’t any non-reprehensible billionaire consortiums who were interested so we’ll take what we can get (ie. their money) and try to rebuild something to be proud of again.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@edbledbl #cans

It’s all that needs to be said.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

#cans

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@BBCSport @BearJuddMusic #cans

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

When MS Teams is the only viable group chat solution #whatsappdown

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

My golf handicap is that I’m not very good at golf.

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

Speakers are cranked and new Gojira album is playing. Overwhelm my earbuds o' metallic French gods.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

Hey everyone, how’s your Tuesday night going? My mother has just sent me a photo of my cousin’s dog’s erect penis.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@harleyjsc Tap water

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

I have been to the pub and had a pint.

[Jack Robert Cole @jackrobc]

@Lockysworld Cheers Locky!