jack robert

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

My dad talks about the weather like I talk about Beyoncé

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

Kinda seated for Warrior Cats miniseries

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

the quick brown fox did some other shit too but nobody ever wants to talk about that

[real @getinglouderig]

Gay son supporters don’t realize that their gay son will also be a thot

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

Does anyone else’s pre-2016 Subaru Outback display this picture of Chaka Khan when they listen to Kings of Leon

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

Sometimes I’m like I need to be held by a man tonight more than anything else in the world and then I remember how fun it is to fart alone in my bed

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

If u wear a mask to the airport you’ll be the first enslaved in the ape uprising

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I don’t understand why I’m not married I look good body T I’m cool personality like wtf man I love Jesus what else ..

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

They’re saying I’m the Leonardo DiCaprio of 40-45 year old men

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

I can tell there’s a serious form of homosexually-induced mental retardation going on in my brain because I’ve listened to the new Madonna song 9 times today

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

Just said out loud “Alexa, can you play the Lemonade Baby album” and it didn’t hear me and I sat in silence for like 10 seconds

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

The flesh is never satisfied…. That’s why things start getting weird ie. fetishes n gay stuff !

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

She thought this was the Barry Keoghan Awards

[Variety @Variety]

17-time Oscar nominee Diane Warren walks the #Oscars red carpet.

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[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

they still sing of my legendary feats and epic adventures, for I was The Effeminate Homosexual Who Dapped You Up Perfectly On The First Try

[Mutheu @rvth33]

So now AI can hack into someone's phone when they're drunk and send text messages?

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

They should make a section on LinkedIn for your body count

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Help me pray for me I’m struggling with sexual sin

[jack robert @jackrobert916]

Shower was 4 CRANKs long