The Creeper

They call me Yellow-Skinned-Wacky-Man!

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

HELP YOU?? You know I will. Consider this a date!! I’ll even steal you a nice dress.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

I LOVE doing that!

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

Clowns are great.

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚗. @bedevilinglove]

Poor clowns.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

“You’re hired, babe!”

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚗. @bedevilinglove]

“Me ‘n Mistah J are on a break right now. So I’m for hire! Anyone need a henchwoman? I have a few references!”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

Thinking about her. All the damn time. I think I love her.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

OR WHAT?

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

SCRAM

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

RUN.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

I'd like to see my stalker find me now.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

WHAT ABOUT ME?!

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

You can’t do that. I stole all your shampoo and conditioner yesterday. Silly, Harley. You can’t use that excuse.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

What!? I don't care!

I uh, I'm washing my hair that night.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

You can be both. I mean, I love you no matter what! Dumb or stupid, you’re still beautiful to me.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

. . . . . I'm torn between being flattered or mortified.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

You think your little mallet can make an impact on my literacy skills?

Aww, I didn’t know you cared, babe. Now let’s go on a date.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

I didn't know you could read.

You're a man of many talents.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

All I remember is @RevUpYaHarley. Who else matters but Harley?

[The Creeper @GothamCreeper]

“Apparently we need to pay child support. Also is it bad I don’t remember Miss Millar? Was she the blonde? The red head? Do you remember?”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

What did I just read?

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

Bat ass ain't got nothing on Mistah J.

Not even those big ol baggy clown pants can contain all the junk in his trunk.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

WHAT?!

[The Creeper @GothamCreeper]

“I HAVE A SON?!?”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

“I just love it when you talk dirty to me, toots!”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

“Woah, mamma! Check out the cute psychopath!”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

“Welcome home, honey! I watered your plants while you were away. I was worried sick about you!”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

“Nothing cages THE CREEPER!” Yelled the yellow skinned man. “That’s common knowledge, babe! Now, when’s our date?”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

“I prefer your skintight outfit! Although this isn’t too bad!”

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

@CallHerHarley “Ooooh! Wanna celebrate, toots?”