Speak, monkey!

*whistling nonchalantly

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My Hungryman (tm) Frozen cuisine has become sentient,animorphing into a true HUNGRY MAN!, alas I am out of cuisine

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@abbyrosenquist Is she still… killing them? These old Christian ladies contain multitudes

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@Jon88249685 @BressonEnjoyerr I missed that one, I thought crimes of the future was great though

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@BressonEnjoyerr Thanks

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@BressonEnjoyerr Oh shit did the furious come out recently? There’s a theater near me showing a movie by that title

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@BressonEnjoyerr Haven’t seen the furious, thanks for the rec. Other two are great

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@ethnicohioan Paying rent permanently disqualifies one from proper society. These “people” should be stuffed into tenements with the rats

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@graveunfurling Just get a big burlap sack and throw it in some dirt, you’ll be baby Moses

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@InnaVernikov Do you ever get tired of this? I mean you had real friends once, right? Is this being mature to you? I feel like you’re regressing

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@BressonEnjoyerr The third one is my fav

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@Raul_G_F___ Eggers should do an adaptation of A Dead Man in Deptford

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Sports has a diminishing return. You care too little, not so fun. You care too much, it sucks worse. Get in the good zone baby

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@bedannke @CENTCOM

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I don’t really care how much a video game costs cuz I got a girlfriend sorry

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Somebody could do numbers making an edit of Larry David reactions at the Knicks game

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@corpseinorbit @lethic_econ What a time to be, theoretically, alive. I’m told I was alive, I have memories of remembering it, but it seems muted now. I’m sure it was loud and shrill while it was happening

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@0ddette @RickyChangod @ohwowcrazy There’s something to be said about internalized homophobia, prejudice, etc. But if he just wanted to get in, and not disturb the waters, he’s not really one to break down barriers. So he just played the part, then and now

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The truth is, there’s never been a valid NBA championship, ever

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This Knicks run is going to age as one of the most overrated Finals runs we’ve ever seen.

Hawks.
Sixers.
Cavs.

And now a young, inexperienced Spurs team that looked emotionally spent after knocking off an injured OKC squad.

The revisionist history that’s about to follow is going to be unbearable.

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@LindseyGrahamSC 🐞🐞🐞

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@willmenaker @lesaboteur87 Next you’re gonna tell me Jordan was “bullshit” and “moonlighting as an nba player while pursuing his true passion, gambling degenerate.”