Johannes Eichörnchen

Born again. Romans 9:3; 2 Cor. 4:17
Investing, options, $SPY and opportune plays. NFA

Go Blue. Espresso. Genau.

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If you're not investing in $INSW what is wrong with you? 5.7% dividend.

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@HunterFor2028 The fact that this may be the only man alive NOT named in the Epstein files says everything

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@McJuggerNuggets Eugenics

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@Mr_Derivatives

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@BeardoTrader So my $800 calls for 6/5 are still alive? 🫣

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@Basssem666 @WallstFendi RH doesn't let me trade options outside of normal market hours 😑.

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@Remzztrades @BrutallyRigged @kiantrades DUDE you almost gave me a heart attack, lol!

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@ColesTrades $PLTR is the only right answer

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@greg16676935420 @Kalshi .001% of his net worth is still $10 Million 😳

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@BeardoTrader The only thing that would make that brotzeit look better is laugenbrezeln and obatzda. Still looks amazing. Prost 🍻

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@clintoptions Respect 🙏

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@FrankD_419 @swankywolverine That was really weak. I'm sure you can do better

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@TheBuckeyeNut Ryan Day is 1-2 against a sex addict, what do you expect he'll do against a real coach?

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@Basssem666 @1769_alex Didn't something like this happen in February/March where all the biggest megacap names tanked but $SPY dropped like 2%? But if you'd looked at the X community you'd think it was 1929 lol

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$TSLA close to a massive move higher

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@clintoptions

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@unusual_whales Why not?? If I were President that's what I'd be doing

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@BeardoTrader Is the stock market Green....

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$HOOD app picked a really good time to glitch out.