Jack's Beard

A former dormant 'Lost' account, now realizing the folly of other people using the '@' symbol instead of the '#' symbol. #jacksbeard, not @jacksbeard.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

I'm back, and beardy! Who wants a beard ride?!?

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

@readyplayerone @RealD3D @htcvive @TheWaveVR @fm84 It's a #sailboat

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

@readyplayerone #ROBOCOP! #BATMAN?

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

Woke up this morning, and Charlie's Driveshaft ring fell out of me. Weird. #youalleverybody

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 grey hairs total. Nope. 108.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

@shellen Deep-cut, unlike @jacksbeard.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

Not Penny's Beard.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

@GuysBeard I win.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

@GigaScience @gilbertjacka I never supported this.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

#notdormant

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

@shellen You're a dormant 'Lost' account.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

Wait. What?

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

What do you mean my beard could be the smoke monster? It's not dead!

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

@gjacksbeard Those army ants are in my beard!

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

If something goes wrong, a Norelco Electric Razor is my constant.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

Now that Jack has a kid, I wonder if he'll let me build him a piano out of beard hair.

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

AH! Is that a Dead John Locke in me? AHHHHH!

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

Alcohol keeps dribbling out of Jack's mouth and getting me soaked. Tastes goooooood!

[Jack's Beard @jacksbeard]

I'm itchy. I wonder if Kate's mad at me?