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Retired Firefighter

[Chef @jackseide]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

Skaiwater you done fucked up. Idgaf about Jane Remover, but talk smack about Kuru, the whole population of Indonesia will smack the shit out of you

[tonyzaret @tonyzaret]

The #gartenofbanban fandom is officially CRASHING OUT!

[ドクターシバタ @dokutashibata]

山田では何度もシコったのに、ポールではまだ一度もシコれていない。
女体という存在に、自分がどれだけ依存していたかを痛感する。

[Eurodance Sorcerer 🇮🇷 @IHATESANRIO]

Just woke up on the northernlion supercruise what the hell is going on!!

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

is why I dont watch sports! tune in thinking im just gonna have a beer, catch an inning, next thing you know my dicks drooling like a sideshow geek as i pepper some fags tummy cock and nuts with wet little kisses & blow on their asshole to make it wink at me.what was the question

[🖤🩶🩵Jessica🩵🩶🖤 @images_i_hate2]

Portal 2: *Is a game that has the abuse of women and hatred of autistic men*

Normies: "OMG SO GOOD"

Dandy’s world: *Is a game about accepting yourself, making friends even in a scary world you feel trapped in and also Rudie*

Normies: "Ugh... this is such async horrror slop..."

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

I would die to defend Alyssa Liu

Seriously if I was at an event and we were attacked by Islamic terrorists and they were about to kill Alyssa I would 100% sacrifice myself to defend her.

I would try to wrestle the gun off them even if it meant certain death. If they had a suicide vest I would just crash tackle them and absorb the blast.

[iDuckFilms @iDuckFilms]

If GameToons actually does bring back Among Us Logic than that will automatically be an improvement over them milking numbers nonstop

[R0t€r R@b 🔣 🚩 @rabka666]

ja krass bro aber haben michelangelo und bernini einmal einen heftigen trap beat gebaut? einmal ein sample geflippt? einmal einen lease verkauft?
bro die hatte nichtmal fl studio 🤣

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

that chainsmokers remix is getting NUKED
mate wow 💀💀

please don’t remix my shit and think it’s cool to post to all DSPs🕊️

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

My Labubu just pulled a major 67.

[Minions @Minions]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MINIONS?

SYBAU - stuart yells banana! at u
SDIYBT - start diving into yellow buddy traditions
PTFITB - please tell father i took bob
PMO - purple minion opps

[Chef @jackseide]

@mangofloatluvr Thanks Yamit Fart

[Chef @jackseide]

@mangofloatluvr Anyway.... stream LOAS 🥱

[Chef @jackseide]

@mangofloatluvr Trust in bladee 🙏 bro

[Chef @jackseide]

If you still follow me, I want you dead...

[Chef @jackseide]

If you still follow me, I want you dead...

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

Greatest Men In History:

1. 🇵🇸 Christ
2. 🇷🇺 Lenin
3. 🇨🇳 Mao
4. 🇬🇪 Stalin
5. 🇻🇳 Ho
6. 🇨🇺 Fidel
7. 🇩🇪 Marx
8. 🇵🇹 CR7
9. 🇳🇱 Tito
10. 🇰🇵 Kim

[kasing lung @kasinglung]

10 YEARS OF THE MONSTERS! A decade of joy, global love, and boundless creativity. Here’s to the journey ahead! ✨

Each stop around the world has its own unique colors—more to unlock along the way ⏩