Inglewood Jacks

A drinking team with a hockey problem since 2015.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

@scs42 They have only 3 or 4 games left.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

The Jive Turkey has been living in semi-seclusion in the woods of Rhode Island ever since the Denny Pratt tragedy

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

In a press conference this afternoon GM Sowers declined to comment on the goalie situation for AC. Sowers has made no indication as to whether he will re-sign the Jive Turkey, Dan Bupp or Both.

[pucklife42 @scs42]

@JacksHky I just told upper management “up yours”. They’ll have it before then but on my time.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Sowers moved Jacks veteran forward Matt Geiser off the long term IR list this morning but declined to comment on whether or not he would be in AC.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Upper Management has given GM Sowers a deadline of March 1st to name a roster and beverage sponsor for Atlantic City.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Front office confirmed this morning that GM Sowers has reached contract agreements with UFA’s Kaltsas and Richards. Sowers also confirmed he has reached an agreement with Progress Fire to buyout the remainder of Grant Litsinger’s contract at the end of the 2022 season.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Front office is adamant that the appeal process will not die here. Our new legal team consisting of Dave “full tort” Lyman, Grant “Litsinger vs. Bucks County” Litsinger and Jesse “Moose” Dunlap are hard at work “suing the hell out of everyone and anyone” -GM Sowers reports..

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Virus lawsuit update: the Supreme Court has refused to hear our appeal in the cases we lost against both Kaltsy and our now ex-legal team. Based on the hit we took to the budget, GM Sowers confirmed that we will not be able to give Kyle a dollar every time he scores this year.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Front office confirmed a board meeting will take place on January 1st to discuss roster moves and salary cap. As of December 31st, 3 players contracts will expire (Richards, A. Borelli, N. Kaltsas). GM Sowers has indicated he plans to resign all 3 if possible.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Front office has begun talks to contract 2 teams for Atlantic City and Charleston, SC in 2022. The Jacks seek to end their 6 year hiatus with some competitive hockey, while still continuing to avoid the entire state of North Carolina.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

@scs42 Done! They let moose out of the whacky shack? Should we sue him too?

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Virus Lawsuit update: the geeks from the legal team have threatened to sue front office personnel if we don’t stop referring to them as “the geeks from the legal team”. GM Sowers is currently taking bids for a contract with a new legal team to counter-sue our current legal team.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

@scs42 Sounds like our kinda guy! We’ll have the geeks from the accounting team draw something up.

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Virus lawsuit update: the geeks from the legal team have informed the front office that we cannot sue our own legal team. They also informed front office that they are sick of our shit.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Virus Lawsuit update: the geeks from the legal team have informed us that the only party we can sue in this situation is Kaltsy. We’re not quite sure how that worked out but the board is meeting later today to vote on it.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

Due to all our tournaments getting cancelled GM Sowers has declared a state of Bullshit. Front office is currently trying to find someone to sue, updates to come.

[pucklife42 @scs42]

@JacksHky GM Sowers is currently accepting requests for rehydration brands. Must be over 6% ABV. We can’t be soft this year.

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

@Jive_Turkey57 @kaltsasdown We’re going by his count, which may in fact be a little skewed..

[Inglewood Jacks @JacksHky]

The Jacks last meeting with OMWC crew was in 2016 that resulted in a 12-6 win. F @kaltsasdown had a career night where he potted 2 goals, rang up 4 assists and crushed 17 beers.