Jack Sh*t

If you think losing weight is impossible, you don't know Jack Sh*t.

[Jack Sh*t @JackSht]

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[Jack Sh*t @JackSht]

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[Jack Sh*t @JackSht]

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[Jack Sh*t @JackSht]

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[Jack Sh*t @JackSht]

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[Jack Sh*t @JackSht]

Mark Twain and I collaborated on today's blog post: https://t.co/Sm2nLm528t

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New post: blah blah blah bla blah blah bla blah blah blah bla bla blah https://t.co/MGpK9mAosl (sorry, I'm having trouble getting back up to Twitter speed...)

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Watching the Mad Max movies didn't prepare me for going to grocery store this morning.

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New post: Nothing's Easy https://t.co/ksJReCGqYd

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@sunnytropic

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Huge announcement: by this time tomorrow, I will have eaten right and exercised FOR ONE DAY IN A ROW!

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That looks even better than my Double Banana Chocolate Bread...

[Janice - Salads for Lunch @salads4lunch]

How to make the Best Ever Double Chocolate Banana Bread https://t.co/zmPXvNO64a via @salads4lunch #quarantinebaking

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Health tip: Eating at home instead of going out will help in your weight loss efforts, mostly because of what a bad cook you are.

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Price-gouging during a crisis? FOR SHAME!

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Only a few hours to bid and only at a penny! Bid here https://t.co/LHPNkS2U6D

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Health tip: Instead of eating a tube of cookie dough, how about eating a tube of broccoli?

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Thanks, Sean. It's gonna take a while to get my Twitter legs under me again. Luckily, I'm "working" from home (dammit, need to quit using quotation marks on that...)

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Jack? Back?
https://t.co/CgEJDAGoOY

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Can you believe PR people still send me stuff to review? Me either. https://t.co/ha15hY9Ovq

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@wellreadpirate Sorry, haven't been on twitter much; spending all my free time developing recipe for S'MORES BREAKFAST CASSEROLE!

[Jack Sh*t @JackSht]

Health tip: When dining out, don't fill up on bread unless it takes longer than 45 seconds for your food to come out.