Odin just defended the entire neighbourhood from the green bins across the road by scaring them into paralysis. Apologies to anyone who lives within a kilometre of us #gsd#guarddog
You don’t realize how many dog barks there are in television programs until you have a dog that barks every time he hears a bark. #nomoretvdogs#imbegging
Talking about colourblindness at work. Buddy says “some people with it even have problems with shades” to which I replied “Then maybe they should use curtains”. That my friends concludes the dad joke of the day.
We are happy to announce that – starting June 7 – visitors to 17 provincial parks will be able to obtain their daily vehicle permit up to 5 days in advance of arrival! https://t.co/tH8iNILmS2
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Me in the morning getting dressed and doing laundry: It’s going to be a good day!
Also me: Oh yeah I was cooking breakfast 5 minutes ago
Fast forward to burnt eggs and toast