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[Keifer @DannyVegito]

The song of the summer is this jingle for a liquor store in Wichita, Kansas that keeps coming up on my FYP

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A baby pet donkey was shot and killed by police during a search for a missing person

HeeHaw ran toward officers braying and was shot by an officer who claimed he felt threatened

[🖲 @jacksonfinnega3]

@girlhell777 Stav did a good impression

[SETH WEATHERS @sethweathers]

Any cop who is this afraid of a donkey, shouldn’t be a cop and really shouldn’t have a gun.

[Justice For HeeHaw @Justice4HeeHaw]

Some HeeHaw content for you. 🫏🤍

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Nick Mullen in 2052:

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

And I just renamed Lake Michigan Lake Wisconsin. See, I can sign napkins that say things, too.

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

My son turned 20 and still lives at home

I told him it’s time to start paying rent… nothing much, just $1,800/month to help out

But here’s what he doesn’t know

I’m going to keep every penny he gives me, stick it in a savings account

And then when he finally buys a house of his own I’m going to get the most badass boat you’ve ever seen

[Jake Chinatown @JakedChinatown]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[Dane @BabylonFan32]

Right Winger: Cumtown was barely funny, Nick Mullen was the only funny one and he is woke now.

Left Winger: Jokes on you, Nick Mullen was always a socialist!

Nick Mullen: *half awake on kratom extract and drooling on his Nintendo Switch* auugghhhhhhhhh

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Many such cases

[Teboy @TeboyIV]

i’m losing my mind

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s so funny watching the right wing cumtown audience slowly figure out they’re socialists even though they explicitly said it in basically every other episode

[onion person @CantEverDie]

asking watters on air if he is circumsized, complete beast mode lol

[soup @soupy1122]

coming in at 2’0 and 557 lbs we have soup the destroyerrrrrrr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥊🥊

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I like them. I like both of these boys!

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I enjoy when he reminisces about nick like a toxic ex-lover