@SloppyJoeNDA @ChicagoBears Holy shit fans/people like you make otherwise happy people just as miserable as you are. I’m sure he cares about what sloppy Joe on twitter has to say, maybe he’ll even promote you to make decisions for him!
the shift from Red Bull (complex and somewhat bitter) to Celsius (tastes like a melted slurpee) is a symptom of the wider infantilization of our culture