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Dispatches from the Frontline of American Carnage

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

"Journalism is printing what someone else does not want published; everything else is public relations," - George Orwell

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@CpsinNS @Travis_in_Flint I can't help but to hear your "sorry" in the McKenzie Brothers accent.

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@gn2B1 @TobiaszFejfar @FurqanAbid6 @The_StrangeMan @RockstarGames He's from the UK.

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@Deflect11177212 @Gripen8 @Kasabiii_ @FurqanAbid6 @The_StrangeMan @RockstarGames I thought he was 16... and this ain't his first rodeo. He was recently released from a light jail sentence for the exact same shit... His probation specified he was supposed to stay offline...

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@shottatexts Well, it's true.

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@fullobserver1 I've known Kenny since 2011. At one point I was homeless and camped near him. Last time I saw him he was panhandling at that very same crosswalk. RIP, my guy.

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@amasad ...except that he does not write nor does he have an original voice. He produces "meme journalism" if that makes sense. While I love the dude and quite enjoy his body of work, attending an offbeat event and aiming your camera at weirdos while asking trivial questions is not HST.

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

RIP Pierre Zakrzewski & Oleksandra Kuvshynova & Brent Renaud. Prayers for Benjamin Hall. Defense journalists and combat photographers give their lives daily to counter state sponsored propaganda in order to present us with the true narrative.

https://t.co/QCOaodZgvs

[Reuters @Reuters]

The word 'children' was painted in large Russian script on the ground outside the Mariupol Drama Theatre, Maxar satellite images collected on March 14 showed. Ukraine accused Russia of bombing the theater on Wednesday. Russia denies the attack https://t.co/JtB56K8eCz

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@GaryLineker America brings in more than y'all combined. I live amongst them in my ghetto apartment complex.

[Oliver Stone @TheOliverStone]

(1/3) My thoughts about the invasion of #Ukraine.

[Oliver Stone @TheOliverStone]

(2/3) My thoughts about the invasion of #Ukraine.

[Oliver Stone @TheOliverStone]

(3/3) My thoughts about the invasion of #Ukraine.

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@robbystarbuck @libsoftiktok @MetroSchools Sounds like vaguely threatening. It's amazing the people who claim to "words are violence" and "hands up, don't shoot" are almost always the first to resort to threats of physical violence.

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#UPDATE Russian airborne troops have landed in the eastern Ukrainian city of Kharkiv, the Ukrainian army says.

"Russian airborne troops landed in Kharkiv... and attacked a local hospital. There is an ongoing fight"

📸 Kharkiv on March 1 following shelling from Russian forces

[TIME @TIME]

Watch: President Biden won bipartisan applause during his first State of the Union address for saying the solution to protecting communities is not to defund the police, but to “fund the police” with resources and training #SOTU2022 https://t.co/jy4N0ipOt9

[Ravi Kumar,рави кумар @RaviKum66006371]

#nuclearwar
If confirmed, this could be the funniest part of Russia's war with Ukraine. Today, a Ukrainian farmer stole a Russian military track using his farm tractor.

[OCSD - Rancho SM @OCSDRanchoSM]

#OCSDPIO Sheriff’s investigators are asking for the public's assistance in identifying a suspect accused of assaulting a female on February 25 in Rancho Santa Margarita. Please contact Sheriff’s Department investigators at 714-647-7419 if you recognize this individual.

[Felonious @jacksonjablin]

@MattMcClellan03 @CNN You're right. I realized that after I replied, thus why I deleted said tweet. Apologies. As a writer myself typos absolutely drive me nuts.

[CNN @CNN]

Former President Donald Trump defended his praise of Russian President Vladimir Putin while also calling Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky "a brave man" amid Russia's deadly invasion of his country. https://t.co/ed91YPjaWG