Nanjeezy

comedian

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

when my suicide note got 1 like, I knew it was time to work on my social media presence

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Dating an epileptic is so confusing

it's hard to tell if it's a seizure or an orgasm

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

The transition to having kids is easier if you've had pets before

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Jesus prolly had a tote bag. I just can’t prove it

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

I don't trust people who don't use dark mode

Borderline psychotic behaviour

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

I have a foldable device too.

It’s called a laptop.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

July 18th. Come laugh your hearts out.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Nimeamka leo napata gas yangu imeisha.
Imebidi nichemshe maziwa kwa jirani.
Fuck manze

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

I walked past a church this morning full of people praising and worshipping the Lord. I was happy for them and also a bit jealous because they can believe in a bearded man who lives in the sky and cares about them. Must be nice.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

@RealKaruga Tumaini butchery

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Be like a fucking shark. Always move forward.
Because if you stop moving, you will die.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Poets are so fucking pretentious

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Its a good thing we all get to die one day.

What a complete circus this life is.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Dear safaricom, i hope this finds you well.

We don’t need two apps.

Sincerely,

Everybody.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

You ever have a super vivid dream where you’re hanging out with someone you knew 20 years ago… and you wake up realizing you can’t tell them about it because they’re either dead or contacting them would be creepy?

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

In these tragic times what we need as a country is a new leaked sex tape to reunite us all again.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Chicken's lives matter

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

Walking down Electric avenue during the day feels so eerie. It's like when you'd walk around school on a Sunday.

[Nanjeezy @jacksonnanjero]

These days I enjoy going on YouTube to watch Ads with some videos in between them.