Jackson Witt

My life is to awesome to sum up in the allotted charact

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Yes I have Captain America socks.
Yes I have a Spiderman homecoming replica hoodie.
And yes I am wearing them both to go watch infinity war.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Just saying, but if you do the anthem in four you're wrong. It's in three.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose!

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

I'm getting ready for all the confusing moments with Jake, Jake, Jackson, Jackson, Elijah, Elijah, Katie, and Katie in chamber next year.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

When you take a panorama because there are too many buses for the 32 of us.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

I said adamantium and my dad pulled up goody two shoes by Adam Ant. Practically the same thing right.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

To whoever edited the yearbook. I appreciate all the pictures in the index, but I'm not in four of them.

[The Parson Carson @Conductor222]

Beware the #IdesOfMarch

[molly pratt @mollyraeanne]

we shouldn't be trusted in public together. @TheOfficialAmos @BenTervort @kcwittsjackson

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

@brandonbark @Cornondacaubrey Wow, I'm shocked.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Seriously in the top five most exciting moments of my life.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

@Cornondacaubrey "@kcwittsjackson why are you so Amish?" Me, waves phone. Because.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Never been so excited to eat pancakes.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Just made the jumbotron at the royals game thanks to the drunk guy in front of us. Only good thing that could happen from that.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

The spelling bee, finally a sporting event I can tweet about.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Apparently random people I don't know follow me. I'm confused, it's not like I do anything on twitter.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Happy pi day!

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

Sorry if I tweeted you, my twitter was hacked.

[Jackson Witt @jacksonnotwitty]

@Mel_miller78 Thank you!