Mister Merchandise

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@sasimons @1hunitprctsilk a settlement with a flat guarantee still doesn't tell you the artists take home pay after agent/TM/manager/crew get paid.
you're posting these like some kind of gotcha and you don't even know how to read them correctly. Time to hang it up pal

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@ZuzuOnFire Yes! I've never even read the oddysey- the movie really does not work as a movie. There are no characters in it! Just exposition deliverers. All tension is destroyed in the constant flashbacks and cutting. Nolan attempts to override this with loud noises over and over. Nauseating

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

Poor Robert Pattinson man... we gotta get this guy back in some real movies

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@jubiothree Rules of the board state you have to start every post with Hey Boo Boo

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

New band THE KEEP
EP out now:
https://t.co/S9HDLzukU3

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@ShawtyBrothers The Yodas would clearly overpower the exterminator easily

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

Not to look down on anyone who has been fooled by a mentalist before,but I certainly would not fall for their tricks. Due to my mind practices at home I’ve been doing.I would shoot evil thoughts and unsolvable puzzles at them when they try to access my mind to find my birthday

[Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @NBACouchside]

Just getting this out of the way:

No, the Oklahoma City Thunder don't have a "right to exist."

[1992 slayer t shirt @BrickFlipped]

me in guitar center on the most expensive amp they have

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@NickPinkerton Mark schooling him during the book club was one of Mark’s rare wins

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

That makes one of us lol

[mica @nonredeemer]

really wish these guys did more

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

My diagnoses here, the pitchfork writing staff suffer from a Stockholm syndrome adjacent phenomena- after relentless swirlies in high school they begun to enjoy the calming sounds of the toilet flush

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

4 maybe 5 good records here, the rest 👇🚽

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Pitchfork's Best Albums Bracket: Round 2 begins right now

Head to our Instagram stories to cast your votes in our first Round 2 matchups, then check back all week for more head-to-heads

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

What was doctor house md always eating in that show

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@afraidofwasps Lol

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@corpseinorbit Snake Eyes?

[Bobby @BobbyMlRE]

jokic won a ring in 5 games against a guy who scored 80 points in a game btw

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

Can't enjoy a great double overtime game cause u flushed another $100 straight into the pocket of some draftkings board member who was probably friends with Jeffrey Epstein 😂 what are ya gonna tell the wife this time?

[BeatMaster @badbeatcallouts]

Peyton Watson destroying my $700 parlay bc he “hurt” his hamstring one basket before cashing is insane

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@darth_erogenous Apt name for the fella indeed

[Mister Merchandise @jacksonplong]

@getfiscal Lol