Jackson

security engineer.

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@SwiftOnSecurity 🇦🇺 here - lots of talk about how Walz looks like an Aussie PM, lots of talk about how Kamala is brat

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@SwiftOnSecurity context: https://t.co/vTpkshhmZU

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@AccidentalCISO i feel this. i can never seem to fully switch off - always checking emails before bed or adding to my to do list. helps to get the thoughts out, but they’re there til i get to sleep.

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@mebank Again, poor response here - can you enlighten your customers as to the root cause and at least provide a rough restoration ETA? Over 24 hours without access to core services and we’re all totally in the dark. Look forward to reading your post-mortem once the issue is resolved.

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@mebank Pretty poor messaging - would be great to know the root cause and a rough restoration ETA. Over 24 hours with no Internet or mobile banking and your only responses are “sorry”, “specialists are working on it”. Doesn’t give customers much confidence in your response.

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@SwiftOnSecurity I had DA on my high school’s network for four years before I got myself caught plagiarising exam answers in year 11. Got suspended for a couple of weeks, mandatory counselling and no PC rights, but it also got me my first job (securing the HS’ network!)

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@weysho the four horsemen of the auspocalypse

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@weysho me seeing the price tag for a Pokémon graphic tee from a Vic consignment store

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@SwiftOnSecurity zero clue what half those words mean but I love the energy!!

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@troyhunt @Scott_Helme I can’t ask it about myself ‘cause it thinks Dyke violates the content policy. Sorry for being Dutch!

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

great work getting rid of the bots @elonmusk lol

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

rather iconic manoeuvre!

[Tyson Whelan @tyson_whelan]

This is how @FergusonNews started her @abc730 interview with Russia’s ambassador to Australia.

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@magnmdong women are the most important thing

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@ballparkmusic just a few more years til 19!!

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@vonhelsnuff Hahaha yeah, reminds me of one of my favourite KPIs that a client proposed for a MSSP - 0 security incidents per month 🤣

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon has done many bad, stupid things with twitter, but one thing he deserves credit for is switching up the buttons seemingly at random multiple times a day. this is important to prevent the formation of muscle memory, keeping users from entering The Poster’s Flow

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

Here’s a post on @CISAgov’s new Decider tool :)

https://t.co/SWYArvjyBa

[Jackson @JacksonVD]

@weysho pussy time!!

[Neeko @NeekoReviews]

I really hate i have to land on this side of the discourse but scenes like this id legitimately argue is a dangerous idea to put in the heads of thin people. An overweight person does not have to eat like a cartoon to get obese.