Jackson Wolfgang Reiter

Jackson from Relm 🏠 Talking about a better real estate market 📈 Rock drummer turned VC backed founder 🥁

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@elonmusk why's she look a bit like Michael Jackson in the later years

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@moizali Email fatigue

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My new favorite thing to do is refer to things I need to buy in terms of Costco Hot Dogs 🌭

They’re $1.50 and with inflation, it makes everything feel about 50% cheaper.

Boy math.

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What a glorious day to ingest copious amounts of hot bean water

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Gets a new MacBook:

Opens safari

Downloads Chrome

Never opens safari again

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@perisphereio This is hilarious!

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@binghott How is performance

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Still chasing the high of a Scholastic Book Fair.

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@perisphereio Hell yeah!

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@perisphereio Lmao

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@binghott 😂😂😂 I will invent one at my Efficient Growth happy hour I’m organizing tonight at Croton on 40th!

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@JaiDolwani My first was growing/selling tomatoes at the end of my driveway at 10 years old.

Wound up being super popular in town and wound up doing it for about 4 years.

Saved every dime and it would up paying for my first full year of college.

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@thedanielokon Casper, probably.

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@drewfallon12 This is more accurate than it should be

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@binghott

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@bandholz Who needs cardio

Just lift weights quicker

Duh

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@realBrookNash Don’t mind if I do

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@herrmanndigital Totally behind you on this.

I can promise everyone on here that I will not sell you a course anytime in the near future.

What I can promise is my incessant shit-posting and unhinged opinions about marketing and the broader problems of the world.

STAY TUNED!

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@JaiDolwani I know that ‘mishit’ is pronounced ‘miss-hit’, but my brain can’t help but read ‘me-shit’ every single time…

Yes I am mentally 12 years old.

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@itsevanrobinson @GeorgeDev_ When I have autonomy: 2 hours + 0.5 QA.

When the client “has a few notes”: 17 days and 3 email threads.