Jack Spalding

Husband, attorney, author, and gamer. (He/Him)

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[Jack Spalding @JackSpalding]

They’re eating the dogs!! #eldenring #debate #trump #kamalaharris https://t.co/tIs4gwYrdJ via @YouTube

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The lady who works in my office’s cafe just bullied me into ordering something different. She said I only ever order two things! Blasphemy!

[Jack Spalding @JackSpalding]

@JDVance1 The worst take I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen your political takes.

[luthen roy @GrandRegentRoy]

help me ratio the Vice President with one of the greatest scenes in Star Wars history

[Jack Spalding @JackSpalding]

@Srirachachau Watching this as a 9-year old was peak. Made me think Jedi were actually cool.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This effectively communicates everything about Anakin in like 1 min. Fantastic visual storytelling

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

BREAKING: Hunter Biden GUILTY on 31 fewer counts than Trump.

[Jack Spalding @JackSpalding]

One of my favorite Mario Kart finishes in a while https://t.co/Br1YWjPhYS

[Jack Spalding @JackSpalding]

This is the strongest implication

[✶ @lumonheiress]

my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:

[Jack Spalding @JackSpalding]

Imagine working all day and coming home to your wife to find out she posted a video of herself saying the n-word…

[gabriel 🔻 @BotchedBladeJob]

Thinking about this clip of a dude in a suit of armor hitting a Swanton bomb off of a horse again.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

The left got “D-Day” in the national divorce? Incredible

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@lolennui Damn his misadventures hit different when you say it like that

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@Srirachachau Watch The Clone Wars

[Gutsick Gibbon @Gutsick_Gibbon]

We have the crater?? We trace it to ONE SPECIFIC IRIDIUM LAYER??? Dinosaurs below the layer, no dinosaurs above the layer…the Deccan traps may have helped but come on.

It’s not brave to be willingly ignorant on main guys

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

So a conservative Mexican family on TikTok left California for Idaho cause they wanted to live in a red state with other Republicans and they posted a video about how they’re moving back because it sucks and everyone’s racist

[Ben @SpaceCowboy207]

One of my favorite things is that he comes up with this whole Justice bit like 30 seconds after being blinded. Man was full of ideas, couldn’t be stopped