Greg Flores

Brooklyn native. Gamer. NY Jets Fan. Pizza junkie. Comments on a wide range of topics. Follow me for more gregorianisms.

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

My wife is trying to convince me the Rodgers injury was a canon event #jets

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@mrpyo1 Don’t fuckin play with me man

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@SamAntar @NYCMayor It’s safe either way dude you sound like a puss

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@MistaBubonic What are you on about

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@timsoret That would be nice, good PR. Blumhouse should try and push for it and keep putting out bangers.

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@TheLIRRToday Almost like criminals don’t care about rules or whatever huh

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

The @nyknicks got everyone showin up for game 3. KNICKS IN 4!!!

[ᴄʜʀɪs 🐳 @chrisstIawrence]

a federally-ENDANGERED FIN WHALE in front of south brooklyn and staten island today. crazy.

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

“Jews are not safe in New York”

Jews in New York:

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@DerlisAGonzalez Okay so contracts go away or what?

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@litcapital Oh no not you too

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@ryan_offline They should’ve bet on themselves and negotiated better. But bills still have to get paid. And what if the movie bombed? This is childish.

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@SINHTV_ @bubblybrielle Noooo 😭😭😭😂

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@PhillyKitch @bubblybrielle Lmfaooo

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@bubblybrielle @J_Tramont sometimes you work hard to build a niche post with 10 likes, and other times you post a banger by making fun of a European grocery store

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@bubblybrielle I walked in there one day and just stood around looking at the boxes on the shelves like

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@directordaddyy Lmao okay

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@GwenLovesMovies Yeah because they didn’t negotiate that.

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@gothgfdotrip If they negotiated it beforehand, yeah. Why must this be a given?

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

This can’t be healthy.

I need it.

[Conbini Boys 🐣🍗 @conbiniboys]

Lawson has a panko-fried burger patty sandwiched between two fried curry buns.

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@signulll Billion dollar business idea

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@SCHIZO_FREQ Tick bite?

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@JenLRossman Wow bro fuckin BANGER