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[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

Are there parks in space?

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

Why do we only rest in peace? Why don’t we live in peace too?

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

Calculated mediocrity

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

Sheisty sushi meister

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

The aliens are CPS, and we are the children.

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

I kind of want to be struck by lightning.

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

You’re a time traveling alien, of course you need a dirty hippie.

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

You don’t think I took this job because I wanted to make sno cones, do you?

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

“He didn’t strike me as a member of Mensa.” -Cops

[Austin Carr @MrCavalier34]

Wow D Mitchell is a BAD MAN,

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Flavor is forever

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

if i lose my blue check mark the toilet emoji is free

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

@elonmusk @muskQu0tes When are we gonna happen

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

@elonmusk When are we gonna date

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

I’m a friendly vampire

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

The Yankees are scared of Spongebob Squarepants and rain

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

Birds aren’t real.

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

@CoinMarketCap Zero these days

[jackstella 🦄 @jackstellainc]

@GOLF_com -16

[NE Ohio Scanner @NEO_Scan]

Lakewood ~ 10-96 - Thrush/Magee - known M in underpants, doing martial arts, now fighting w/pole. "He'll take a few guys to deal with". #ThingsWeHear -BW