Jack Sanchez

Writer/Actor/Director/Producer/Vocalist

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@FoxNews @sethmeyers Let’s throw @iamwandasykes, @jimmykimmel, and @SarahKSilverman in that bunch. You’re just not funny.

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@FoxNews Stephen Colbert and @sethmeyers are just not funny.

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@FoxNews @MichelleObama Why don’t you have them start sucking your thumb when they’re toddlers that way they get used to it!

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@FoxNews No wonder @MichelleObama cheated with that white guy.

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@CBSEveningNews The best prison in California’s penitentiary system? San Luis Obispo. Unfortunately, that prison houses protective custody inmates which included Suge Knight and all the sex crime inmates.

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@HBO @billyjoel @StreamOnMax The one song that I love yet can’t hit the like button 👍 on is ‘River of Dreams’ because we didn’t come from the fishes swimming upstream. Still a good song. Good Chorus.

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@SportsNetLA Here I am pictured rocking a @ClaytonKersh22 jersey back on May 18, 2007. Saw nearly every strikeout watching the game everyday. (Or I caught the highlights to the day’s game.)

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@elonmusk Vertical videos.

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@Variety Basically, the government is funding those channels. If we frown upon Iran, having state run media then as much as I love @PBS, it is what it is.

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@DisneyStudios I’m the one & only honey.

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@FOXLA California still allocates $1 Billion a year for the project on a state level.

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@Reuters Buy @lindsayolives!

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https://t.co/4TT9eDXtt6 via @YouTube

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@Dodgers back in the win column, Thank you to the ballerina for the pictures, @76, See Ana de Armas in the @ballerinamovie, James Gunn gonna have Bradley Cooper play @Superman’s father in a hologram like Brando was in the 1970’s film. 🎥 🎞️

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@AP Have you heard the @michaeljackson song, ‘Liberian girl’?

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@lorde Bingo.

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@PFChangs Chow mein, beef broccoli 🥦, egg foo yung’ xtra gravy, sweet & sour pork, and eggrolls.

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@FoxNews They just busted an Iranian human trafficking cell in the West Valley of LA.