Jack

Alan Sugar once called me an imbecile.

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@ynwatp Someone I worked with in Stroud once complained about there being “too many foreigners” coming in. By foreigners, it turned out he was talking about a couple moving from northern England… also the furthest he’d ever been from home in his 45+ years was Worcester…

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@BNHWalker Worth mentioning here that St Thomas went Reform last year in the county council elections, as did neigbouring Alphington and Exwick, which stayed Labour last night.

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@GillibrandPeter ‘World leader’ may be a bit of a stretch in this case, but doubt many would come close to Mid + South Pembs MP Henry Tufnell:

https://t.co/dJofPFCI7z

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@SBarrettBar

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@EssexPR

[Jack @jackt_1997]

Yesterday I got to 500 tabs on my phone and had a clear out of everything except for the Wikipedia pages that I’d been reading along the way. A real eclectic mix here

[Jack @jackt_1997]

Roworth gets absolutely everywhere

[Talk @TalkTV]

"We wanted Reform, but we don't want Jenrick-Reform."

A constituent in Robert Jenrick's electorate of Newark has explained why he wants a by-election - and doesn't think Jenrick will win.

@DuncanBarkes

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@VladsDeathsweep Cheers Vlad. Regret being specific as to which Daniel Graham I had picked, on the off chance that the ex-Swansea striker snuffed it.

[Jack @jackt_1997]

“Clunch”

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@JoeStephenson96 I’ve been reprimanded elsewhere online for predicting Daniel Graham (of Sycamore Gap fame) as a celebrity death, as he’s “not a celebrity”. As his fellow Carlisle native, what are your thoughts on this?

[Jack @jackt_1997]

Pints wrapped, in map form (larger the icon the more pints I had in each town)

[Alelliott 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @alelliott88]

Pints Wrapped 2025

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@VladsDeathsweep If I’d known it would cause such a fuss I’d have gone for Dick Van Dyke like all the other unoriginal fuckers

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@AzeemRafiq30 Think people forget that Stokes was like 3 from 60 balls overnight at Headingley in 2019. Likewise that time he hit 150 in the last Ashes, wasn’t he nowhere before Bairstow got out?

If he’s able to kick on, and Archer stays with him and they get us within ~50, game on?

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@gingerrtom https://t.co/pRJvHwbabs

Reckon this scruffy Jimmy Bullard knock-off would bite

[RaiseTheColours.org @RTCORGUK]

Operation: Overlord Incoming🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

The lads are back on the road again. We’ve making HUGE plans. When it’s time we’ll put out the call. Get the Lads ready

We’re doing this for England; We’re doing this for the children

Join or Support Today: https://t.co/VNuO0i9OMZ
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#raisethecolours #stoptheboats #england #saveourkids

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Promise made. Promise delivered.

[Jack @jackt_1997]

Knew I’d seen the Reform fella in Caerphilly before

[Scottish Patter @ScottishPatterr]

Still a classic 🤣

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@alelliott88 Used to enjoy the £3, council-subsidised pints at the bar in Neath Sports centre after our old work 5 a side. Moved away now but looks like it’s still going strong

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@EvanPowell03 Not a fan of his politics, but you have to hand it to him, he’s come a long way since his days of starting fights in supermarkets

[Scottish Patter @ScottishPatterr]

Still a classic 🤣

[Jack @jackt_1997]

@fionnviteza Looks like a young version of Mike parry