Jack T. Carpenter

Usually left behind

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Oh wait, I think I’M PAUL?! #teamloganforlife @iamjohnoliver https://t.co/n3ePXdzwpv

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

If this continues we could be losing Timothée Chalamet’s best years. #CoronaUpdate

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

@adamshapiro Demi wins.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

@adamshapiro Colton’s haircut crashed Instagram

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Hi Twitter. All I want for Christmas is Nicholas Cage as a Below Deck charter guest.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

The sushi at the airport was just OK.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

I ordered Chicken Parmesan from the diner and it wasn’t as good as I expected.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Lipshitz! One of the best experiences of my life. So lucky to have gotten to work with you and everyone involved. I think I still have Rebecca Fellini’s bra in my closet. @Dan_Fogelman @BrooklynDecker https://t.co/wTc3rboYUg

[Dan Fogelman @Dan_Fogelman]

A trailer for my first (of many) pilots that got passed on by a network. It was the best kind of batshit crazy TV and it crushed us that no one ever saw it. https://t.co/YrlK4JwwW5

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Junior, get my hat. The adventure begins. https://t.co/XIt4C5BZA0

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Plane loses its £265 million cargo of gold and jewels after a hatch falls off during takeoff https://t.co/CaSsfQ7G67

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

The horse doesn’t like you Chris Harrison.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Hey @Swiffer ur missing out on a billion dollar curling ad campaign.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

also I should take better care of my fingernails

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Holidays are so easy going and relaxing. Oh my god everything is on fire.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

I've had a hole in my one pair of out of shape jeans for like three days now and it's like I guess I could just eat mayonnaise.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

I can't unscrew a light bulb without imagining it shattering in my hands and shards of glass flying into my eyes and permanently blinding me

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Excited to finally announce a new project I'm working on.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Excited to finally announce a new project I'm working on.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Excited to finally announce a new project I'm working on.

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

At least it's the weekend. Now where's my fridge?

[Jack T. Carpenter @jacktcarpenter]

Food just got here.