Jack Hoey III

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

The title of my memoir will be "Tweets I Didn't Send: A Lifetime of Gainful Employment"

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

Some AI’s just aren’t even trying

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@alexadoingstuff I mean he landed too

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@jarvis_best Listen, society is a pact between the past, present, and future well-being of boomers

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

The future of war seems like unmanned drones attacking civilian infrastructure until someone gives in. Large standing armies are becoming useless

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

The average life expectancy of a new Russian recruit—from arrival at a training ground to death in a combat zone—lies somewhere between 10 days and three weeks. Once sent onto the battlefield, they survive an average of 20 to 35 minutes. @peterfrankopan https://t.co/W3UhBerdH0

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@beyondreasdoubt @jarvis_best Ryan gosling desperately trying to save humanity but rocky just keeps asking about nancy mace and teaching him the eridian word for “snack”

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@neontaster I think a big part of GRRM’s issue is that he let the show get ahead of him, which killed any interest in writing, bc the story was already out there. Rothfuss got distracted with cons and partnering with Lin Manuel Miranda for the tv adaptation, then that fell apart

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@DiscussingFilm He turned Klara into Buddy the elf. Just awful.

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

Waititi is a terrible match for adapting this book and the trailer is exactly what I feared it would be.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Taika Waititi's ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’, starring Jenna Ortega & Amy Adams.

The film follows a robot who bought by a family to help them heal physically & mentally in a dystopian future.

In theaters on October 23.

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@aelfred_D “I wrote whole section about the nature of memory just to see if anyone was actually paying attention.”

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

The irony of the Europeans coming to America and through their eyes giving us the 250th birthday celebration we need and deserve.

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@BMcGrewvy I can’t believe the thing that was blindingly obvious at the time turned out to be true

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@aelfred_D My all time favorites

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@MichaelFKane My interest in Zelda has always been uneven. LTTP and WW are the only ones I’ve truly loved. OOT was fine but maybe I played it too late. I bounced hard off of BOTW, just didn’t do it for me. But LTTP I still play every so often, and playing it with my boys is enormously fun

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

… I’m listening, Peter Thiel.

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@wrmead reading Fuller’s “Grant and Lee” and was struck by his observation that the lack of bayonet deaths heralded the dawn of the era of the rifle bullet, compared to your recent observation of the lack of bullet wounds in Ukraine. Seems like perhaps a new era again…

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

I don’t think he was driving but looking at what’s behind the truck, it’s clear Jesus was at least in the passenger seat.

[Mount Pleasant PD @MountPleasantPD]

Our officers are on the scene of a wreck involving a pickup truck that lost control and crashed through a fence and into a house on Bowman Road. No injuries. Driver cited for reckless driving. Bowman closed northbound at Stuart Engals. Tow company working to remove the truck.

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@MichaelFKane SNES maps remain the greatest. FF6, Chrono Trigger, S Mario World, Secret of Mana. I have a ton of affection for the PS era final fantasies, but something about the SNES format just feels perfect.

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

This is an incredible idea

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

All this gibble gabble about Nolan’s Odyssey and NO ONE can see the objectively correct solution.

Muppet Odyssey. Everyone would love it. Helen of Troy could be green or blue … or a pig … and no one would care.

It’s perfect. All we need is to pick out the token real human. It’s your call …

[Jack Hoey III @JacktheLesser]

@SonnyBunch Next time my wife brings up something I said in the past I’m going accuse her of using a synthetic quote

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

“Lupita Nyong’o can’t be Helen of Troy!!! 😡😡😡”

Oh really? Cuz it made you super mad and ready to fight over her, and that’s kind of Helen’s whole thing.