jaclyn nic0le ☾

fingers in the booty ass bitch☝️ all things bigot smiting: env conservation; social reformation; etc.

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

@elonmusk what’s wild is anyone trusting this narcissist in where we should get our media. the only way we can stay informed is by reading media from any and all credible sources. last time I checked, X is not on that list.

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

“was that my bag of butt plugs?”
“looks like it”
“oh no, one fell out. is it too big for you? bc you can have it if not.”

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

...if something feels oppressive, challenge it. Because rules are broken every day. @alieward #wisewords #pride

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

update on the peanut butter addiction: you can, in fact, eat too much.

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

well I’m officially addicted to peanut butter

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

why do boy bands still exist? the world needed to stop letting new ones become relevant like 40 yrs ago wtf

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

You better bring that Leon-ruckus to San Diego @ohsnapjbsmoove

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

can we all just admit that sea salt soaks for ear cartilage piercings are recommended for the sole purpose of making us all look painfully ridiculous as we seriously attempt it without straining our necks

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

@joannavalliant Thank you!! Getting there. Sleep is a truly miraculous thing.

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

dear universe. explain why tf I’m sick after *just* getting over strep throat 🙄😩

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

is life ever more than “body positivity” vs “goals”

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

and most accurate of all #gradschoolgrad

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

#gradschoolgrad

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

#gradschoolgrad

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

#gradschoolgrad

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

#gradschoolgrad

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

#gradschoolgrad

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

“there’s rude, and then there’s autistic.”

[jaclyn nic0le ☾ @jacktheweenie]

i need to slow the fuck down ASAP

[izzzyreal @izzytoast]

Every days a good day to be a boss ass bitch 🤪