NEW LPN SHOW! @jacktheworm is sitting down the the glorious Naomi Ekperigin AKA @Blacktress to talk marine biology, collaborative writing with their respective partners, and living together during quarantine. Listen here: https://t.co/CbsUTr7v9d
You are lookin at the cover of the sequel to Winter’s Bone called Summer’s Hump where a thicc n twisted mountain mama gets so dirt gritty in the heat wave that her thighs rub ‘er dirt mounds into DIAMONDS YAAYYY My… https://t.co/vgCze7g9XI
@sarachnophobia Thank you for the correction that makes my cabaret/nightcrawler dreams even more intricately mesmerizing than I could have thought possible!!!
It’s Sunday night! And the mooooooood is right! Gonna have some fun- show ya how it’s done G-L-O-S!!!! Yes I am making a TGIF reference and yes maybe that means I’m dating myself but YA KNOW WHAT I’D BE GREAT TO… https://t.co/tx236ugAs8
Maybe she’s born with it and maybe it’s 116 degree deserttttt!!!! Yeah I’m a bit of an outdoorswoman now so you better hold onto your cumpasses (compi?) cuz this sticky thiccy is ready to 127 HOURS UP IN THIS BITCH… https://t.co/aHVWlRnkeE
Look at the sweaty evolution of the Thiccopptomus Rex. You don’t see THIS kind of beauty caught out in the wild too often. She is much better suited in the cold dark caverns of what she refers to as “Squirty… https://t.co/qbCu9F1cXh
TRYIN to live the Carlifornia dream like a Mama Cass but I keep findin myself lost and hungry and OH-SO-THIRSTY that you can call me Jackie Donner Party of One! But if it’s a party WHY AINT THEY HAVE NO KEGS???? I… https://t.co/EEc7nRZO3b
MIDSOMMARRRRR!!!!! Is she confused? Always! Is she surprised? Usually! IS SHE GUN THROW YO ASS OFFA A MOUNTAIN??? You damn ROIGHT!! Just don’t get her close to your parents or she gun have a little gaso-queen… https://t.co/D2KvV4M42Z
Best be careful- don’t get too close or she’ll give you the Care Bear Stare and fill you up with her LOVE SAP!!! I tried to get into Care-A-Lot but they said I wasn’t PURE enough so I unsuctioned my bottom cup and… https://t.co/Hq6zT7j51s
Get ya claws out IT’S LEO SEASON, WITCHESSSSS!!! Oh no, I’m becoming my mother. Soon I’m gonna have a sign that says ‘Yes, I drive stick!’ And it will not be a cock innuendo but a witch broomstick innuendo and I’m… https://t.co/ITuTlwi2fQ