Jack Ticklaus

golden bear | pull cuts | moderate drinker

🪦George Cumming

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@packthrill Cake is cake, even if it’s a cupcake

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Why is this nigga lying about playing in the Texas amateur

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Time for another beer then maybe another, then maybe another, then bed

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My drunk ass has a 7:30 tee time tommorow

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Wendy’s in defiance Ohio sucks

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I can’t wait to shoot my head off

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If your belly hangs over your waist line, keep your opinions to yourself

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NAIA golf is gay, shoutout Jack Whaley though, he’s a dog

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I think far bitches should be the only people working as lifeguards because no one is gonna drown knowing that whale has to touch them

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@redcedargoose Kyle sounds like a faggot

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Why are liberals always the worst drivers

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One of my roommates is a dog, he knows who he is

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Grandpa died today but I also moved into college so we’re back

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Fuck you faggot, maybe start playing on tour more often

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I move in tommorow

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Was just checking on my boy at the us am, -104 on one hole is pretty good

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@Murda_OTB A lot of scoring bugs today I think, I caught this one too.

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@redcedargoose Let’s go to the bar

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Where can I travel to and find people that speak no English at all

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Five more weeks #nfl

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@russinakhole There’s a house by me with the same lineup