Jack

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The minute Charles Barkley talks shit about you golf game, that’s when you know you have to hit a shot. That was incredible

[Jack @jacktlister]

@barstoolbets @_Bachy I could get into this

[Will Dissly @Will_Diss]

If you think about it... unicorns make way more sense than giraffes. A horse with a horn vs a long necked horse with cheetah spots tf?

[alex @_Bachy]

Lost a brother last night, from playing football and rugby together for years, to even training in the gym. No matter, what you’ll always have a place in my heart buddy. You won’t be forgotten ❤️

[Jack @jacktlister]

@LaurenMacAlli @_Bachy When he’s too lazy to go into Starbucks

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Fuck yeah. I don’t even know why I’m so hyped about this but I am.

[Jack @jacktlister]

Why do all Volkswagens smell like crayons

[Jack @jacktlister]

I don’t want a dispensary in the dale I need a dispensary in the dale

[Jack @jacktlister]

A lot of people made a 18 year commitment last night and they don’t even know it yet

[Jack @jacktlister]

Ever since using L’Oréal kids no tears as a child I’ve had a very hard time trusting anything

[Preudhomme Art & Design @preudhommeart]

Unpopular opinion: people who have never worked at a restaurant treat restaurant employees like SHIT, then accuse the restaurant employees of being rude or not deserving of tips but the gag is ya’ll are obnoxious, entitled, and annoying.

[Jack @jacktlister]

@_Bachy BBQ burgs all the way

[Jack @jacktlister]

Australia is what I need in my life

[Jack @jacktlister]

Been home for a solid one and a half days and I think I deserve a vacation

[Jack @jacktlister]

@_Bachy Because you’ve never stopped being drunk

[Jack @jacktlister]

@_Bachy @EvertonJones11 Beatrice is never coming home

[Jack @jacktlister]

Vegas 101 four lokos give you an instant hangover

[Jack @jacktlister]

@ClayMaunder “Throw it on my visa” most dangerous words of 2018

[Jack @jacktlister]

Football is the only thing that stresses me out in life