El Capitan

I'd much rather be on my paddle board.

Scroll, cringe, repeat.

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life 🎃

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@somegrlsam I've know a handful of pups that responded pretty well to Rescue Remedy drops. Relatively cheap/definitely safe!

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

If you know, you know

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

It’s Cole “Cole Young” Young’s birthdayyyyy 🥳

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

Never been so happy to see Turd Ferguson on the mound at T-Mobile Park!

[Alex Mayer @alexmayer34]

2026: Mariners go 5️⃣-1️⃣ in the 6 games leading up to Randy Johnson #51 retirement weekend.

2025: Mariners go 5️⃣-1️⃣ in the 6 games leading up to Ichiro Suzuki #51 retirement weekend.

51mply an amazing coincidence.

5️⃣1️⃣ #TheMayerGWS

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@hannahkrieg Absolutely auction it off!

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@foximpacto

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

Bueno, mejor, el mejor! En
@FallingPiano_
CDMX! #FOXImpactoNFL #BearDown

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@Nick_Storm_ @ReichelRadio ^this. Team who won their semi guaranteed no lower than second place finish, lowest score of tied teams in final finishes 3rd.

[THE GOBLIN @jacksfatboner]

literally what do you want me to do, invite you onto the sleigh?? so I can prove my worth to some french fuck??

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

Philip Rivers starting today makes me feel like I could still be an astronaut

[Marine Layer Podcast @MarineLayerPod]

The T-Mobile Park roof is lit up “JN” tonight

Doesn’t seem like a coincidence

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

So. Damn. Good.

[sarah @saz_theman]

day 20 of poorly photoshopping josh naylor into famous works of art until we sign him

today’s is “naylorhawks”

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

"Do you have anything to declare?"

<deep sigh>

"MAN I *really* wish the Mariners had won last night"

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@KatePenn_ Sitting at the bar in the Toronto airport and the TV is just playing through all the Game 3 scoring plays 😑

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@_BillHowe Great to meet you guys!

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@rolopez42 My pre-game view for Game 7

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

Game 7 geography does not change my @Mariners pre-game routine in the slightest. LFG! #SeizeTheMoment

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@TaylorJacobs Yeah, was gonna grab one right at the bullpen but nothing was available. Bring the vibes!

[El Capitan @jacktreptow]

@TyDaneGonzalez Damn, glad to hear but wasn't my experience. I ran into another M's fan halfway through the game that ran up to me to give me a hug. Between the two of us we had seen maybe 7 fans the whole game. It was rough out there.