Jack Briden

Reached peak of football career aged 10. Been downhill ever since.

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“Who left that turd in the middle of the kitchen floor?”

My dog:

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@BBCSport

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@UTDTrey https://t.co/UEMiBWQRqe

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official music video

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official music video

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Crucial time, he was shite
Put his spot kick, in the sky
Stepped up last, Arsenal lose
And now he feels like a fool
So confused
His heart's bruised
Sent his pen up to the moon
Out of reach, so far
Champions League dreams ripped apart
Couldn’t beat, PSG
It was never meant to be

[The Man Manager @AFCArchers]

Reading that Spurs record out loud

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“Go and get Avram Grant” #CFC

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Three like Mike.

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Shit.
Thank you.
That’s alright.

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Vibes in the office during the Trump Zelensky shouting match

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“Go get David Moyes”

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

☝️✋

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@alexzanderboyes Let’s have a song then…

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@Chelsearory Cross.

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No one:

Golfers when they take their cap off:

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.@GWR is there a record for longest sweet potato fry in the world? Because this bad boy is 21cm long

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Elon Musk is Twitter’s equivalent to Paul Jewell at Derby.

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