Skeleton Jazz Wizard

Local Fop.

Electric/Fretless/Double Bassist in Sky Trumpets, The Underscore Orkestra and many (many) others.

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

Big mood

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

@valkyriesane The Friary has actually gone to bi-weekly so it wasnt on tonight, we had a different thing that was cancelled since no one could even get into the city with the floods haha. I hope the Friary is ok, with the bathrooms and wooden floors I'd say they're going to have a tough time

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

@valkyriesane The gig was cancelled due to rain anyway so it looks like there'll be no electrocutions tonight haha

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

@valkyriesane I feel your pain, not looking forward to having to drag an amp out haha

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

@MissYaBigMan Marx failed to consider that capitalism was just a prank, bro

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

This would have been an extermely funny thing to say 3 years ago

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

they should put weird Barbie into Fortnite

[Tantacrul (@tantacrul.bsky.social) @Tantacrul]

Please choose:

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

Steve Albini BTFO

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

I am listening to Steely Dan once again as is required by law of me

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

Incredibly hilarious when people cover their pedals with tape and stuff so you can't tell how they get their sound like, oh man, I'll never figure how you got the sound of a delay and a whammy haha

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

I don't give a shit about your star sign or your politics all I need to know for you be my friend is are you a 'play the key not the changes' (wrong, your solos are cringe) or a 'play the changes not the key' (based) kinda dude

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

Slept like a baby last night.

(Woke up crying 6 times)

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@guaireachan https://t.co/LqPpWXlgL2

Tell no one xoxox

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

The video for my second M.A recital is out and I cannot overstate how much I'd love to watch it if it wasn't for the fact that I'm in it so instead I shall be doing my yearly rewatch of Jaco Pastorius and Jerry Jemmott's Modern Electric Bass.

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

The rest of the band were class, couldn't have asked for better, i just didn't play in tune enough lmao

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

Watching my silly little Star Trek the next generation after my silly little jazz gig.

[Sky Trumpets @sky_trumpets]

This is a reminder that this gig is happening TOMORROW, Woooooo!

[Skeleton Jazz Wizard @jackvanjackson]

and do do they make an assless version

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Do they make short jeggings and are they called jortings

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''Sorry I didn't show up for sound check, I was watching Star Trek clips on youtube.''