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[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

the elements that account for my confusion are quite simple, in fact they're the only things i understand: my head injury, when you use lots of big words, and my sexual misidentification. without these things that confuse me, i don't really have a lot to go on. please don't leave

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

after my dog overdosed, i put her dogtag around my neck on a chain. people started straining to read her name on the tag. after a while it was getting frustrating so i wrote her name in huge letters on my chest. but that didn't solve it bc everyone asked why i was naked

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

if everyone knew we had six more lifetimes, how do you think it would change their behavior during this current one? i don't have to guess, because of the new product that i nvented - 7 lifetimes MAX: Story of the final six. it comes out in the fall. you'll be dead

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

i was 8 when my parents told me id been electrocuted & revived, but when i came back to i was an entirely different person, & "a much better son". i was quiet for a while, but pretty soon i started asking questions every 30 seconds about what they meant & this time they killed me

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

i remember wen th spaceship came down. i hardly noticed it cuz i was scratching an itch that was extremely difficult 2get to. so much of my concentration at that time went in2 discovering th appropriate ergonomic position from which 2relieve myself. they never took me on the ship

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

personal effects are not the same as the effects, say, on adobe premiere video software. a personal effect can be a purse or a heavy log (in scotland). meanwhile adobe premiere has effects like "3D glaze." thats not something u can put in ur purse very easily, or drag like a log

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

all of you must know i was a camp counselor in the seventies before i was born. that's because, at that time, every consciousness currently manifesting on earth was housed within a crawdad i was fired for believing i could relate to

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

in a small town on the border i sipped my lemonade til hard mike came along and spiked it. i told him i didnt live like him to drink that down so easy and he knocked my chair out from under me & i hit my chin on the cedarboard. “its not easy, its hard.” i knew what he meant

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

we hung up the tarps all against the side of the mesa and i did too without knowing why. i rarely asked questions. someone said i should slide down the tarps to the bottom & they would wager on whether i lived or died. when i heard half of them laughing i knew i was probably dead

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

i never said a dirty thought to my body - even when it hadnt showered for days on end. even when its dirt smell got subtracted from the total of my pure knowledge , and how i knew about the right kind of life. my body wouldn’t listen but i wouldnt call it names

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

i split off from the tribe. they didnt look enough like me. i was looking for a very particular nose, like mine but angled up harder and faster, like the way the salmon swim sometimes. then we’d sit in the water and wait for the bears

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

my job was to insist your dog should ALWAYS be given wet food at the city council meeting, and i completed the task. i even held up a picture of your dog for everyone to see, with what was clearly wet food on his mouth. yet no one is calling my 900 number like u said

[ILLEGAL BOOKS @CHERiCHERi69]

god gave us chores and satan gave us technology

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

i found a little second camera hidden in my rear view mirror and played back the tape. devils that looked like me were dunking my car like a doughnut into a live streaming volcano. it was good but not good enough to keep watching

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

the only chance for true verification is to jump in the trough with the simpering hogs - which is worth doing

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

zionist yogis attacked my mothers dreams from the afterlife

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

it occurs to me now that my current station mirrors more exactly the plight of a common slug or anonymous addled bugworm than the great king or pharaoh i was promised to exceed. the only trick remaining: to enjoy my lot and use the unexpected appreciation as springboard 2divinity

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

dutiful sons & daughters of nature’s past & repast: the message i was meant to catch & convey was scrambled by interference of a police scanner in the distance. this fact reduces my import by almost half again as useless. all i have to offer now is these five raisins on my palm

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

o ! travelers, here we do offer of an additive opportunity: u may rate your recent uhaul experience a second time, here, in front of god and his manservant, which would be me, & it shall be inscribed upon the heavens as well as on the uhaul website, which well could crash

[SNEAL @jackwaterback]

the first dinner