jack weldon

[$auce Neuzil @NeuzilJake]

Great American bar scene @jefferyremmers_

[$auce Neuzil @NeuzilJake]

Riley Pirkl claims to have seen a new color yesterday

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

God this growing up shit I sucks. What’s a guy gotta do to go back to 18, hammered in the back seat of a Toyota Camry?

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

Sorry I got on Twitter at the bar, SUE ME...

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

@colesonwhisler Sorry

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

I’m more of a mouse trap guy myself, but whatever floats your boat?🤷🏽‍♂️

[$auce Neuzil @NeuzilJake]

Will they let me slap my cock on the bar like hungry hungry hippo?

[Cole Lehn @LehnTrain]

If masks and social distancing works which you could easily implement into voting areas. Why are they wanting us to vote by mail?

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

The Worst feeling in the world is driving by a lemonade stand and realizing you don’t have any cash

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

Boy I wish I was sitting where she was

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

@nottlexx Bet you’d have alittle different attitude if it was your business/house/car getting destroyed

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

Good job you wrecked the whole neighborhood. Now where the fuck does a guy go to get groceries?

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

@Brittnaay___ What kind of idiot would say something like that?

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

@BrooklynPardall @trvpism Not lucky enough to end up with something that good @BrooklynPardall

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

Couldn’t find anybody to buy me shit and call me pretty so I came to twitter to bitch about it.

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

When the bartender asks who’s driving home...

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

“Now god danmit I met this guy at the bar that knows you” if that isn’t the story of my life idk what is.

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

@Maas_farms “I don’t sports”

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

I’m what I am today because of Caseys breakfast pizza and chocolate milk

[Jake Weldon @jweldon24]

2019: The year of private stories, nicotine addictions, and “hey watch this, it’s funny af! If it’ll load...”

[jack weldon @jackweldon15]

Holy fuck I hate Christmas music