Liam Jaques

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵⚪️ Como president Mirwan Suwarso and club directors are giving up their Champions League seats for the UCL debut game against Leipzig.

Suwarso announced they prefer the seats to go to Como supporters born in 1950 or earlier, those who have followed the club through every era to celebrate this historical UCL debut.

[dom @DomEditor_]

sensação de ficar com sono antes das 22h em um final de semana

[Hater Centrall @TheHateCentra]

FORM IS TEMPORARY, ASS IS PERMANENT 🔥

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

"While enjoying enjoying a dozen oysters and Champagne with some friends a gentleman approached me and, against my will placed £50,000 in my pocket, his father, an American man later forced me to accept a further £250,000"

[South Stand Pies @SouthStandPies]

Nigel Farage:

• Made us poorer via Brexit
• Brought us riots on the streets
• Speaks highly of Andrew Tate
• Rumours of anti-semitism at Dulwich
• Dodgy £5m donation

And now, Channel 4 showing him trying to get illegal foreign fund

Who’s stupid enough to vote for him?

[Verbatim @Verbatim_Media]

🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨

We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch the full 35-minute investigation follow link in bio.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Twitter is genuinely the funniest app ever

[connor jones @ConnorJ2399]

Hahahahahahahah fuck off man I’m in bits here

[Matt Taylor @Matthew3102275]

🗣️ Jean-Mattéo Bahoya “I grew up watching Leeds , Souleymane Doukara was my idol growing up I’m so happy to be here”

#LUFC

[Gregor 🌹🇪🇺🇦🇹 @salingergregor]

Vienna just built the 3.1 km extension of tram 18 including 7 new stations, a 2km accompanying separated bike path and 200 new trees, for 88 million € (£ 75 mln or £ 24 mln per km).

SO HOW CAN EDINBURGH'S PROPOSED 5 KM NORTH EXTENSION BE £ 2.5 BN??? it's on an existing ROW!!!

[Juan de Dios @Jimbo4xL]

al viejo de atras le estan dando el folladon de su vida

[Tom @TomAFC17]

I’m so glad the cameras caught that, fucking embarrassing 🤣🤢

[Matt 🐺 ◣ ◢ @SouthBankMatt]

There is absolutely nothing worse in football than this. Every single time as well.

[mike @mikes0587]

Ive found out that you can prevent chocolate digestives from going stale by eating the packet in one go. This also works for other types of biscuits too.

[Blues Badger @badgers_back]

If your kids leave the house dressed like this, and acting like this, you’ve failed as a parent.

I doubt you care, but don’t come moaning about ‘foreigners’ and ‘stopping the boats’ when your offspring are fucking scum.

[⨂ PridefulSin @ReignOfPride]

PS4 players attempting to boot up GTA 6

[billy. @vibesnotactics]

Mason Mount GW3 after coming on as a sub

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🗣️ Journalist: "People inside Real Madrid say you are much more relaxed and calm."

🚨 Jose Mourinho: "So you have a source inside the club? Good to know."

[Danny @dj_25_]

Told my co worker Dolly Parton died and he said “Damn they need to put them titties in a museum”