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Cheerios are amazing. Nom nom nom.

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@AlbertsStuff albert i will use your wise words to succeed in life

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@TheBoysTV agreed

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@CameronWisdom1 @AlbertsStuff i can not at all understand how people can’t figure out that i’m joking too 😐

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@MARIAMA98437033 @AlbertsStuff if you didn’t realize, laugh is also following him

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@MARIAMA98437033 @AlbertsStuff he was joking

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@MARIAMA98437033 @AlbertsStuff it definitely is albert? sketch and jameskii literally follow him

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@Floppa_man_1 @AlbertsStuff yes i’m very aware that jake paul is not actually dead

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@AlbertsStuff albert i think you’d like this new game called roblox

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@LEGO_Group At-te reveal??

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@addy_innit_ @_Nightmare07 @obsessedwlilo how dare you

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"I'm basically a man now… wearing Michael Jordan cologne."

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"I have a joke for you. How did the chicken open the wine bottle?"

How?

"With his beak."

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There are so many ways you can die. Like lava. And scissors.

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"That funeral wasn't really anything. It was just a bunch of cookies."

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In the backseat, watching Ghostbusters on his iPod: "Can you turn down the rain!?"

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"Knock knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

"The pizza man, who the hell do you think it is?"

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"Disagree isn't even a word!"

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"Hey listen, this is something that's true: if you read too many books, your head will just fall off."

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“Is he singing ‘You've got a friend indeed’ or ‘You've got a friend in need’?” to Randy Newman's "You've Got a Friend in Me".