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what if they made a mario themed vape and called it the mario cart

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Gay coworker said they got dibs on me
#WhatDatMean

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cars have windows and can move. houses have them and can't move. that means it's something else entirely making the car move

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my stove deserve a shoutout i'm like whatup stove

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what if they made a skateboard but instead of being made of skate it was made of cheese and it was called a cheeseboard

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what if they made youtube blue? gonna have to sleep on this.

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iPhone

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if i had a dollar iwould by an apple juice

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what if they update baseball so where you build a base and then the other people have to knock it down with baseballs.

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did you know when the people on the tv talk to each other on the phone they aren't actually talking on the phone, they just video them seperately and put it together

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary in 1997 i ran over a woman drunk driving and the police still haven't caught me

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if i ever see yoshi in real life i'm skinning him and roasting him whole like a pig

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@B1RB0 sorry i forgot

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i've got some ideas to sleep on. will let you guys know

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polish brain

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warning

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we're like boy and quiet bobby

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why the hell does he look like that #NintendoSwitch2

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just beat my mario Kart record and Am now Having kisses with a bucnh of girls lol