Jack Zeidel

kachow | the chicken came before the egg

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Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

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Three guarantees in this world. Death taxes and a Plumlee playing in Charlotte

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Crazy that Jelly Belly has a flavor called barf.

“What flavor did you get?”
“I got barfed.”

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It’s back! The 2025 NFL #ZiggyMock. I know a lot less than very little about the draft this year, so let’s see how it goes.

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@ChipotleTweets FINALLY LETS GOO

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@ZIGGINGTONCITY Oh man you don’t know anything about the bar industry. SHUT IT DOWN

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@ChipotleTweets We r back

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People in new york are like deer, they see a car and go oh hey just about time I run across the street

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@secretbase @Stathead @denverstiffs @SBNation still 0-10

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@FoolishBB louie varland didn’t louie varland 😔

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@BernstoneJesse Farm 2.0 throwing a parade after this one

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If anyone has a turducken please hit my line. Serious inquiries only. #GobbleGobble

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shoutout nfl refs they might get a bunch of big calls wrong but at least they can keep pace with wide receivers down the sideline 🤷‍♂️

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@FoolishBB Pitchers have averages too.

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Shirley temples are dank

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Already screwed up 2018, 2019 is my year fs #ScheduledTweet

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The NFL is the best sports league solely because of THE TURDUCKEN #munchies

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What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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@seahawksfan2314 @SportsCenter not a sport says the person about to watch 17 games of Drew Lock at QB