jayj

Adversary of big hummus, big pharma; Lover of all artforms, Francisco Lindor, chicken nugget; I am the one who knocks Lana Del Rey wannabe

[jayj @jjd8000]

boutta eat a sandwich #controversial #relatable

[jayj @jjd8000]

@soapmonkeyluv #love a schvartzmanism

[jayj @jjd8000]

Farting up a storm in honor of the New York knicks

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[jayj @jjd8000]

@ebmonster1 Pimmory moment

[jayj @jjd8000]

Y’all it’s me it’s literally me

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

smoking on shit that made john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

[jayj @jjd8000]

Retweeting in the most procrastinatitive of ways, call that stress-jockeying

[Witch @witchwounds]

kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone makes it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your humor,, i’m giggling and it’s yours

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR
wonder

[Sam Evans @SamEvansArt444]

Is this all there is?

[໊ @wynavira]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[Fent Sterling @FentSterling]

Imagine afters here

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.