Jack Zoldos

Seattle • 🐊

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

Sold something on FB marketplace. Dude asks me if Zeller is okay. I’m like “sure, you mean Zelle, right?” Nope. He meant Zeller. Wtf is Zeller?

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

You just created a million Lindsey Grahams

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

Everyone gives Abercrombie a lot of credit but Fitch was actually the brains of the operation

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

Mariners didn’t play today to make room for that???? I hate soccer

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I think if you read Platner's tattoo as being indicative of the fact he was a drunk shithead with bad judgment that set you up to understand him much better than if you read it as being indicative of the fact he was a Nazi

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Silly to do victory laps over this but its fascinating that people continue to be surprised there are more skeletons in the closet of the guy who had a totenkopf tattoo for a decade

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

Seems a little unfair that America has to play Bosnia AND Herzegovina today

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

Seems a little unfair that Qatar has to play Bosnia AND Herzegovina today

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

we need to start being meaner to people who defend having “outdoor” cats and i’m not joking

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

Sources tell me the Blue Origin rocket is stable. Please god

[JPow4Prison @leesteapleton]

@Truthful_ast

[Brian @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

I dont want to live in a walkable city. I want to live in a swimmable city.

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

If you ask the average person “who has the right of way in a roundabout” their answer is almost certainly just unironically“me.”

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

@xctlot I tried to use my signed lease as proof of residence once and they didnt allow it

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

Might have to become a chargers fan…

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

@JoshQuenneville @MattZeitlin Hard/easy are sort of misnomers. It’s easier to not have to strategize! Hard mode makes it harder to get the right answer by forcing you (sometimes) to rely on luck

[Jack Zoldos @jackzoldos]

There are zero continuity errors here

[webby 🪐 @_webbysworld]

this many continuity errors has to be intentional right like it’s his memory filling in the gaps wrong right 😭

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Really loved The Drama, incredibly funny, Pattinson going full buffoon, Zendaya did nothing wrong