Jaclyn Sasser

[. @SuiNeltwork]

We will reopen when everything gets a little worse. Thank you

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[monica @Monicaa_Noble]

this is the second stimulus check

[Jaclyn Sasser @jaclyn_sasser]

@realDonaldTrump No you didn’t

[Daniel Van Kirk @danielvankirk]

People at Cheesecake Factory, STAY IN LINE! If you have a buzzer they have to call your table! Do not let chairs on tables prevent you from getting brown bread.

[Souf Oaklin fo' Life @Souf_Oaklin]

“...and that is why $8 for a large Antoon’s will never be acceptable.”

[Pat Narduzzi @CoachDuzzPittFB]

EARNED. Congrats to @JacobZili and @jP5_ERA ‼️💪🏽 #H2P

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

can we talk about the editing in this Nike commercial holy crap

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Just found out about taxes. Not for me, thank you though🖤

[L @lllogaannn]

With all of the boats off the rivers, and car pollution at an all time low. The Pittsburgh Reef has resurfaced for the first time in centuries. The whales have returned. The earth is healing. We are the virus ❤️

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Me, in six weeks, talking about the plant in my living room.

[. @xbxdvibesxx]

Day 3 in quarantine, me arguing w the ghost in my room