Jaclyn Spence

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

Althaiophobia is the fear of marshmallows.

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

Unexpected text messages are always nice :) #wanna send you one but don't have your number anymore! Ha ha! @davereynders

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE: Call in sick to places you don't even work at!#Ha ha @davereynders Bleek that I'm not seeing u this wknd!

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

Life doesn't have a remote! Get up and change it yourself...

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

Wet bum :(

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

"@MenHumor: I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep."@davereynders

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

A gelotologist is a person who studies laughter :)

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

"@FAC7S: The darker the color of your alcoholic drink, the more likely it is to give you a hangover." you see @davereynders

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

Who discovered America? @davereynders

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@davereynders ha ha ha :)

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Meat ball problems #wines finished

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

100% pure bear

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

"@ComedyTruth: Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will say - "ahhhhh damn, she's under a blanket" And walk away"

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong...

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

@davereynders well fri we'll have shooters and it will numb the pain #golf club - it stays open later ;)

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

@davereynders ha ha oh shit its not my fault u at meat tonight... Or was it the booze?

[Jaclyn Spence @jaclyn_spence]

@davereynders my first friend on twitter! Drinks at Big Time! :)