jaclyn

bringing the funny since the late 1900s. many names, none are jackie.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Neguse: Where is this company headquartered?

Noem: I don’t know.

Neguse: I don’t know either. We can’t find it. We did find an address that’s registered to a political operative. This company that received 143 million dollars was incorporated 8 days before this contract went out.

You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the federal government before and is registered apparently or attached to a residence from a political operative, and of course one of the subcontractors of that contract, as you know, is a political firm that's tied to, to you back when you were governor of South Dakota?

[Mimansa Shekhar @mimansashekhar]

No way! #RaghavJuyal's TRIBUTE to #EmraanHashmi was probably the best moment of #TheBadsOfBollywood 😂

Hashmi as intimacy coach - what brilliance!
Raghav is slowly becoming my fav! 🔥

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

Princess Put That Shit On

[kəira ♡ @keiranikole]

having samuel as uncle sam calling calling kendrick’s performance “too ghetto” and then it cutting to his all black backup dancers dressed in the colours of the american flag? serena crip walking? during black history month? too poetic. kendrick proving why he won a pultizer 😭

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Elon Musk is the bloated government spending he’s trying to root out.

[World Central Kitchen @WCKitchen]

“These are the heroes of WCK. These 7 beautiful souls were killed by the IDF in a strike as they were returning from a full day's mission. Their smiles, laughter, and voices are forever embedded in our memories.” - Erin Gore, CEO. Read more: https://t.co/4f38RQ1l4I

[jaclyn @jaclynann]

@ChakiFunkWizard I'm up to 2 that tell me they have "no chemistry" with me... Which, I believe, is code for "too fat"

[Tim Grooms @tim_grooms]

First light on the remnants of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, Baltimore, Md. March 26, 2024, 7:00 a.m. from Pasadena, Md.

[Moshe Schwartz @YWNReporter]

A solid quick breakdown of the apparent multiple power failures on the 'Dali' ahead of impact with the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, MD.

I'm looking to credit whoever created this. (Dm)

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

My favorite Jason Kelce story happened far away from the football field.

Thanks for reminding me we’re brothers for life, and thanks for the memories, @JasonKelce.

[Green Light with Chris Long @greenlight]

In honor of Jason Kelce’s retirement, we bring to you two of the most absurd, yet hilarious stories about the legend himself 😂😂 #JasonKelce

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

IF YOU LOVE JASON KELCE, LEMME GET A HELL YEAH!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The greatest to ever do it 🐐

Congratulations on an incredible NFL career, Jason Kelce.

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

25 years from now.

“Dad, Can you tell us about the day that Jason Kelce retired”

[Pelham @Resist_05]

🇮🇱 Israeli forces have just bombed tents housing displaced Palestinians in Rafah.

Including a KINDERGARTEN..🇵🇸💔

[Nicola Perugini @PeruginiNic]

Rafah has been turned into a tent city where the majority of the Gaza population has been concentrated in 4 months of war of annihilation/ethnic cleansing. Israel has ordered people to shelter in the area after declaring it “safe” and is now attacking it.

[Peter Murphy @PeterWMurphy1]

Israel is bombing #Rafah. After telling Palestinians to head south to avoid being killed, Israel is now bombing the crowded border city of 1.9m displaced Palestinians living in tents. #IsraeliWarCrimes #Gaza_Genocide #RafahBombing #RafahUnderAttack