Jaclyn Hark

Author … almost (#amquerying) - Writer of speculative adventures full of fun, humor, and romance - from medieval myths to modern mayhem.

[Jaclyn Hark @JaclynHark]

Dee Dalsey … She’s The Cleaning Lady. The scourge of soap scum. Destroyer of dust bunnies. Virtuoso of vacuums.

And she has a date with a foosball table.

Free just for today! https://t.co/I7Q31LfWw3

#amwriting #firstpublication #flashfiction #superherofiction

[JM Hark @JMHark1192]

@BNBuzz Circled your store for half an hour looking for the #christianfiction section. A nice associate led me to the remote corner far away from all the fiction like it might give the other genres cooties.

The tiny area was barely stocked and with old, dated books and half complete series.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, the bright pink “Pussy Pedia” was in the main isle at the perfect eye level for my children.

Hey B&N - check yourself. Your bias is showing.

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Here we go, #WriterCommunity! Website launched! https://t.co/gBmqmjA9ZQ

So it’s probably also time to share more about my book, Hoodwinked!

It’s the Robin Hood story you know, but to include Marion’s POV - full of arrows, adventure and (clean) romance.

Learn more!

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Reoccurring problem in my life - Write for 15 more minutes or do my hair for the day?

One hour later, in public, full of regret…
#writerslife #writerproblems

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@conservmillen That’s what I said!

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@greyhatton @CircusSyndicate @DLPodcaster Funny. I was thinking the same thing.

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@DLPodcaster Also, can you explain how my answer was insane? And please don't go down an abortion debate route. I'll do that, but totally not the point. The point is, by your logic, Christians were damned if they do, damned if the don't. (Sort of a pun. Sort of intended 😁)

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@DLPodcaster Not a fan of Fox, actually. But perhaps instead of only watching news that spouts my established opinions, I should sit in a social media echo chamber that does the same. Oh wait... I can't. The left only allows that to exist for themselves.

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@greyhatton @CircusSyndicate @DLPodcaster We had 2 bad options. So were left to vote for platforms not ppl. We all should vote for preferred platform w/o being shamed. Why would anyone vote for someone vowing to do the opposite of what they want to see happen? Your argument is one of emotion, stereotypes & bigotry.

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@greyhatton @CircusSyndicate @DLPodcaster I guess they should be pro-Biden then, who btw is all for killing babies. This is SLIGHTLY against the beliefs of Christianity. So by your logic, Christians have to betray their faith no matter which direction they vote - but it's ok if they do it the way that YOU deem right.

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@HarlequinBooks There's more stars on the left horse.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that #JaneAusten is one of the greatest novelists of all time. The author of Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Emma, Northanger Abbey and Persuasion was born 244 years ago today, 16 December. Happy birthday, Jane!🖊️

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Walking around the mall w a baby strapped to my front, a diaper bag on my back, and dragging a sugar-hyped 2 yr old along by the hand. Trojan condoms really should pay me for being such a great walking advertisement. #momlife

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My cat on days I'm wearing jeans:
"Hey, thanks for breakfast. See you next time I want food."

My cat on days I'm wearing black pants:
*singing* "Have I told..
*rub rub* You lately...
*rub* That I love you..."
*rub nuzzle rub*

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Dramatic reenactment of me trying to pound out as much writing as possible in the 4 weeks btwn my ridiculously time-consuming & stressful work project (Done! Woot!) and my due date to evict this apparently enormous child freeloading inside my uterus. #writingcommunity

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@elbycloud

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I will live and die by the Oxford comma …

Okay, maybe that's a bit dramatic. I REALLY prefer to use Oxford comma. 😋

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@ShawnTWrites @Marie_schreibt @jacmoe @SophieKearing @la_kirana @GillianMKendall @AWInglis @KG_Mach @_rebeccamoody @joshwhowrites @KhristinaChess Thanks @ShawnTWrites!

My WIP in 5 words...

kinda nuns fighting kinda demons.

😆

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@elbycloud Teach me, Yoda

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#LeftHandersDay literally my whole entire life 👀😐