elbycloud

Writer, Editor, and Serial Commanist. Author of A Hankering for Lettuce — short stories about magic — available as podcast

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My audiobook is finally up as a podcast (free- natch) on iTunes: https://t.co/Uz70NNN3T4 also on Castbox, and on https://t.co/DsqWINiv1z (25 cents)

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My book of shorts is up on Amazon, free for a while! Please let your fiction loving friends know.
~A collection of magical tales answering questions such as what is heaven like, what do dreams mean, and what do witches want most? #Hankering
https://t.co/HktRqW9Lqe via @amazon

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@bennyjohnson @Project_Veritas https://t.co/Fly0T6g86Q

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@Semoclive @heyMAKWA Mom can I please please play Nintendo it’s so boring there is nothing to do

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@ThingsOfBing Which server did you pick for mastodon?

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@litwindowpane @bhomanwriter Which server are you on?

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

I love this video from RIKEN in Japan.

It models the flow of exhaled air in various different settings under different conditions.

As well as the flow patterns being very beautiful, it also highlights the importance of good quality masks (FFP2/FFP3)
https://t.co/kP4CJfwmqW

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@KellyConstable5 @bessbell It’s a critique of prisons. I suspect of the way privatizing prisons has enriched some while impoverishing many, increasing recidivism, and severing mothers from their children

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@tslehr @LEBassett Ooh, Is this a hint that there will be a new solo entity called “wings”?

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Why you shouldn’t store bleach on its side

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@WWemdot @pupzasha @lefthandedhater Good luck! Maybe share your twitter handle … seems like a clue 😘

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@quietlionness @kingbealestreet Keeper!

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Thinking about that time my very tidy and legitimately saintly sister-in-law mentioned that she was embarrassed when a workman had come in her home and seen a dish in her sink, and how sad I am that she’ll never be able to come to my house again

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@NopeMobile @crissy0709161 @Katabassist Watch it now. Her band of 3 followers will swallow you whole

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@PProph01 @owenbroadcast Found it https://t.co/jCc57GUQYD

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@PProph01 @owenbroadcast Not sure if this is what you’re referencing but it’s pretty funny too
https://t.co/5VfWHlBQJw

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I defy those advocating #redpill to define the term without the use of the words wake/woke or their synonyms. Might want to look into the origin of a word before you vilify it. You might just be on the other side

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@rockle Please disregard. I am an idiot. We do get an extra hour of sleep. I would delete this but feel I must display my shame

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@rockle We lose an hour. Fall back means at 3 am you turn it back to 2am. In the morning you will have lost an hour.

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I'm #2951 on the Project Mushroom waitlist 👉 https://t.co/fULexOriNr

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@delania_mclean @williamlegate “Magisrate” is how you address the judge when you’re disputing your dui while still intoxicated

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@EleanorMorton I’m just here to make sure you’re okay.