Jaclyn Whiteside

makin' cool shit for a band merch table near you

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

Will yield for horse trailers and tour busses.

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

If you leave your dog in your yard and let it bark nonstop for hours you shouldn’t have a dog.

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

Ignoring door to door salesmen and church women wanting to discuss Jesus’ Government (?) ringing my doorbell like it’s my job

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

My mom: I’m so glad you don’t wear fake eye lashes anymore
Me: I can’t because my right eye lashes randomly grow straight down now
My mom: yeah I noticed that

*but she doesn’t notice the 3 new tattoos I’ve gotten since I last saw her* 🤔

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

there is a cop sitting in front of my house with a fake skeleton in the passenger seat. For why

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

Threw my back out and damn that’s some pain that sticks around. Can’t do anything without hurting and the way it seizes and grabs you?? Out of the blue temporary life ruiner man

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

I lived in a house in Nashville that any time it rained it would leak just buckets so now rain on the windows isn’t soothing it’s got me checking for leaks everywhere

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

@PopCrave @allisonlanza

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

I scheduled my couch delivery so that I’d have no choice but to have my living room unpacked by a deadline and it’s not going great 😅

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

I just got bombarded by EIGHT 20somethings who went from saying they’ll take my cart back for me to wanting to know if I love Jesus and surrounding someone so they feel trapped in a parking lot IS NOT the way to go about spreading your gospel or anything for that matter. ✌🏻

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

@allisonlanza Shall I put in a word lol

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

I bought a real adult couch 🤓

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

Shattered my phone screen protector (hopefully not the actual screen) and have a puncture wound from my petsitting dog that bit me BUT I have the keys to my new house so move in weekend is a go 🥲😅

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

Last night in my first solo Nashville apartment. It took seven years in this city but I’m finally getting a house. 🥹

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

someone just tried to scam me into giving my personal information under the ruse of a part time remote job from linkedin 🥲

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

@allisonlanza Damn cryin in the club

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

I’m so hooked on a court of thorns and roses series that the end of book 2 still has me sick and I just paid double to buy the book from a book store than I would have paid on Amazon so I didn’t have to wait 😅

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

I ruined the Amazon drivers day when he asked me as I was leaving if he had the right address. I said yeah but the elevators broken. He has many big packages for 2nd-4th floors. Brutal.

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

Dude. I just got my own house 😩🫢🫡🤗

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

Shocker. These people are wrong for this. If it’s not a planned for fan event, don’t stalk artists ❓❓❓

[Taylor Swift News @blessedswifty]

‼️ | According to an insider Taylor Swift was upset that fans swarmed her friend Jack Antonoff’s wedding.

[Jaclyn Whiteside @jaclynw_]

@johnharvie_ You get that but I don’t even get a my pleasure