I think the absolute number one most surprising thing about my life is the idea that I would someday be in the crunchy aisle of Kroger, see gluten-free pizzas on sale, and say out loud “jackpot”
If Marvin Harrison Jr doesn’t get forcibly removed from the game on an obviously illegal hit, Ohio State is the 2022-23 College Football National Champions.
My first act as President will be an executive order mandating those side by side photos of actors and the real people in the credits of every movie based on a true story