Adam Jacobson

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[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

@AndrewFetzek @Delta Fuck @Delta. All my homies hate delta. Really shitty experience this morning with canceled flight and no support available when we needed it.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

Learning that cocaine bear existed has really changed the zoo experience for me. Now I’m like, “sure that’s a dolphin, but what if it was high on LSD?”

[Peter C Nelson @PeterCNelson]

according to my watch's pedometer it's about 2500 steps from mimmeapolis to madoson

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

We could and would and should have done better. And we am and have and shall continue to have done and did and do.

Our doing isn’t done and our doneing isn’t did, OK? So know that.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

I want to know when dip n dots is going to condemn child sex trafficking

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

@kameronkemnitz :nrUnhappy:

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

@MoRunners where can I find official results? I’m struggling to find anything on the website.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

Bobby Newport’s never had a real job… in his life.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

I have the same birthday as Michael Scott. Any opinions on whether this is a good or bad omen?

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

@stevetanks Cmon Jeffrey you can do it
Stand up straight put your back into it

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

These prairie dogs gettin real handsy in this exhibit

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

This wolf out here looking super sassy

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

This visitor center thought it was important to include fake elk poo in their exhibit. It does add some much needed realism. It’s like I’m part of the herd.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

We hiked in the Grand Teton again today. It. Was. Awesome. 10 km hike. Saw two lakes. So calm. Saw mountains the whole time. Best part was the patio, beer, and view at the end.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

Chillin in j’s hole after a sick hike in grand teton. Jenny’s lake is dope. Mountains are dope. National parks are dope.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

Mammoth Hot Springs this morning! I hope when I’m super old and leaky I don’t have as many people taking pictures of me.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

Lol *sulfer

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

These geysers are so liberating! Stinky surfer makes it so I can fart next to complete strangers and no one will know.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

Will is out here teaching me camping like I’m a kindergartner. He’s a champ. Also he used the trees as a makeshift table. It was the most impressive stuff. He also made delicious chili. I’d like to thank the universe for Will.

[Adam Jacobson @jacob959]

There was a bison walking in the street when we were driving to our campsite, and it was full on panic fucking mode. 33 years of life did not prepare me for that moment.