Jake

[Jake @jacob_fries]

when you take pics of your friends vs. when they take pics of you

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

Only 8 nurses at this ER tonight. EIGHT. Should be 22. I can't tell you how scary this is. Please support nurses by voting a government that will repeal Bill 124. You will need nurses at some point. This is a matter of life and death.

[Myron Medcalf (Matt and Myron, 3-5p ET/ESPN Radio) @MedcalfByESPN]

"He had a knife." "He used a counterfeit $20 bill." "He was selling loose cigarettes." "He was playing with a toy gun in the park." "He walked home." "She was driving down to her new job." "She was asleep in her own house." "He complied and reached for his license, registration."

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

This was the most powerful speech delivered today. I hope it gets some air time tonight.

[Jake @jacob_fries]

@cameronbunn bro how much more school swag do you need your room is turning into a gift shop

[Jake @jacob_fries]

the fact that within the next decade I could be married with kids scares the shit outta me 😳

[sofi ✨ @onelinesofia]

please don’t be like this girl.
i will block you!! :)

[em @emmaartyy]

It could be someone’s first Christmas without a loved one so please just be kind this holiday season

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

[Jake @jacob_fries]

#NewProfilePic

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

1 stood up and spoke about climate change and the consequences were facing cause of it and the other one literally stood in front of a Native American making fun of him while he played the drum and sang a song about unity... r u dumb or r u dumb?

[Nina Bonina @NonsenseNinaboo]

Me because it’s September 1st 🎃🕸🍂

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us.

Wait for it.

https://t.co/GiD7AwEIPl

[cody @SupCodyyy]

Twitter, I will ask one time only if you make this happen.... PLEASE do your thing. @MichelobULTRA

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog: